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Here’s still more evidence that The Expendables may be the manliest movie ever made. It already has more muscles per square inch than a Hans and Frans sketch with a cast comprised of Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, and Bruce Willis. But it’s about more than just who has the biggest gun. The Expendables seems to find a way to make anything even more manly than it already is.

A few hours ago we showed you this clip in which Jason Statham demonstrated how to turn a girly game of basketball into a real man’s sport. Now we have two more clips in which Stallone gets in on the act.

In the first one, Sly explains the proper behavior of a man when encountering a beautiful woman. Obviously a real man spends at least a couple of hours having sex with such a woman, but what do you do when you’ve finished pleasuring her past the boundaries of time and space? After that, what do you do for the rest of the day? You get the hell out, that’s what. Here’s Sly:

In this second clip Mickey Rourke gives Sylvester Stallone a tattoo. Now getting a tattoo, that’s a pretty manly thing to do. Stallone already had a few in this video and most of them seem to be flaming skulls. But how do you make getting a tattoo even manlier? Forget those tattoo chairs people sit in, you get your tattoo while sitting on the back of a big ass motorcycle. Or at least that’s what you do, if you’re a real man.

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