Scoop: Iron Man Supports Terrorism

Last week we were the first place to tell you what the next Iron Man movie might end up being about here, unfortunately it now seems we got it all wrong. Iron Man will not be fighting the Mandarin and his pet dragon Fin Fang Foom. Apparently, he’s joining forces with the terrorists to strike down America! Iron Man is part of the Axis of Evil!

Here’s the proof. The following picture was snapped by CB forumer electricloseyland at a grocery store in Falls Church, VA. We suspect this is an early look at one of the toys which will be used to promote Iron Man 2! Note the way they limit you to “1 each”, in an obvious attempt to stymie the free market economics of capitalism. Get ready for controversy. Look:

Josh Tyler