Trailers are better than posters. Trailers have flashy lights and loud music to convince you that a film is good even if it is not. Sometimes trailers have no flashy lights and very little music - this means you must take them more seriously than trailers with with flashy lights and loud music and they should be considered for Oscars.
Some techincal difficulties mixed with some drunk for 5 days straight difficulties mean that Trailer Trash is running late again. But hey, I know you all love me for it. Anyway, less chit chat more trailers today I think
Kill Bill Volume 2
Released: 17th April 2004
By the time you read this many people will have already gone to see Kill Bill. Many people so put off by the first one's inadequacies may not ever want to see the denoument (yes I know what it means) of Tarantino's epic revenge tale ever. Our boss Josh says otherwise. If you hated it nothing much will change your mind. But if Volume 1 only disappointed you, look at this trailer and read our review. You might be sold.
The Terminal
Released: 18th June 2004
We all know by now that Mr Spielberg can do little wrong in my eyes (except 1941, I've still to work that one out). The Terminal seems to continue Ol' Steve's midlife crisis weirdness of picking the least likely of projects. But it stars one of my other heros, king of the everyman, Tom Hanks. So how can it go wrong?
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Released: 27th August 2004
Making sure it begs a franchise by giving itself a very trendy long subtitle and to differenciate it from the other big rubber snake adventure with Jon Voight, Anacondas threatens to be.. well, yes it threatens to be, ergo threatens to exist to taunt and torture us for secretly liking all those "big mutant animal" horror movies of the 80s like Alligator.
Pizza: The Movie
Released: Unknown
I'll confess, what we know about Pizza is scant. It was learned about through a very sneaky spammed on our forums. So in full support and salute of the new wave of preppy school kids who think they can make a movie just coz their folks own a digital camcorder, we give to you... Pizza: The Movie... enjoy.
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