Bankrupt Octomom Reportedly Considering Porn, Would You Watch It?

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By Mack Rawden
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Less than a week after announcing she and her fourteen children were done with government handouts, Nadya Suleman has officially filed for bankruptcy. The paperwork for her Chapter 7 petition reportedly claims she owes tens of thousands of dollars in back rent, far more than her recent eight thousand dollar semi-nude photo spread could cover.

Over the next few months, a more accurate picture of Octomom’s financial state will likely emerge. Unfortunately, even if some of her debts get wiped off the books, she’ll still have fifteen mouths to feed. Even with government support, it takes a whole lot of scratch to take care of that many people, which is why Suleman is reportedly considering something she previously vowed against. According to CNN, Octomom has decided she would be open to starring in a pornographic movie provided she doesn’t have to kiss or touch anyone else. Of course, that limits her options a bit, but given the bizarre fetish market out there, I’m sure an enterprising executive could come up with something.

As for what Suleman would like in return, here’s the condition she laid down…

"If it's a job, and it's a well-paying job, and it's going to allow me to get us out of here and into a very safe huge home that they deserve, then I'm going to do it.”

It’s very likely within the next few months Suleman and her children will be forced to vacate their current residence. Octomom is hoping to have something lined up by then, but if not, she has a friend with a large house who has offered to let them move in.

Pop Blend wishes Octomom nothing but the best as she sorts out her legal troubles. If she does make a porn film, we’ll even buy a copy out of the goodness of our heart, at least if it doesn’t cost more than twenty dollars. There are limits to our generosity.

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Mack Rawden
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Mack Rawden is the Editor-In-Chief of CinemaBlend. He first started working at the publication as a writer back in 2007 and has held various jobs at the site in the time since including Managing Editor, Pop Culture Editor and Staff Writer. He now splits his time between working on CinemaBlend’s user experience, helping to plan the site’s editorial direction and writing passionate articles about niche entertainment topics he’s into. He graduated from Indiana University with a degree in English (go Hoosiers!) and has been interviewed and quoted in a variety of publications including Digiday. Enthusiastic about Clue, case-of-the-week mysteries, a great wrestling promo and cookies at Disney World. Less enthusiastic about the pricing structure of cable, loud noises and Tuesdays.