What’s super pale, super animated and can shoot super lasers from their super nipples? It’s Pale Force! The Emmy and Webby nominated animated series, Pale Force is set to premiere their second season next week. The series features animated versions of Conan O’Brien and Jim Gaffigan.
Pale Force episodes, which occasionally air on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, can be found on NBC’s Pale Force website. It centers on a crime-fighting duo made up of Gaffigan and O’Brien, both of which have the awesome power of paleness, which they use to thwart their enemies.
How can paleness be used as a super power, you ask? In the first episode, Jim and Conan display the value of their lack of tan by shining their pasty chests in the faces of two diamond thieves, blinding them with paleness. They can also shoot lasers out of their nipples, which explains why they walk around topless, exposing all of their pale glory to anyone special enough to bask in their glow (literally).
While Jim is clearly the real hero of the duo, Conan is merely the pathetic, scrawny sidekick. In the final episode of the first season… wait a minute. I wont tell you. Watch it for yourself! It’s posted below. The new season of Pale Force will premiere on Late Night with Conan O’Brien on September 24th.
Here is the season one finale of Pale Force:
