Lindsay Lohan Quits Hollywood

By Josh Tyler: 2007-09-17 02:47:44

Great news for anyone who thinks Lindsay Lohan can’t act. And if you think she can, please support your position using something besides Mean Girls as evidence. No Georgia Rule doesn’t count. She’s basically playing herself. Lindsay plays a coked out whore when she wakes up in the morning, it’s not much of a stretch for her to do it on a film set.

So the great news is that Hollywood.com says she’s calling it quits. No more movies for Lindsay. Her media-humping, jailbird father says she told him, “Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs, but please believe me, I will never do drugs again. I hate Hollywood and I don't want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away. I will stop hanging around with the people that are bad for me.”

Of course if he was any kind of dad at all he’d have kept that conversation between the two of them, if indeed it even happened. It wouldn’t be the first time a media hungry parent lied about communicating with his or her celebrity daughter in order to get attention. It’s really no wonder Lohan is a mess, and in a way I feel sorry for her, I just don’t want to have to watch her in another movie. Good riddance, though it’s a little too easy to scapegoat moviemaking as the source of her trouble. Probably she should look at her parents for starters. After all, other young starlets manage to navigate their way through Tinseltown without becoming borderline prostitutes. Natalie Portman for instance, seems to do a pretty good job of keeping her pubes covered.

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Debbie
September 20, 2007 at 00:49

Lindsay is one of the coolest actresses and singers out there at the moment, just cause she has been experimenting with drugs and alcohol (what 15-22 year old doesn't????). It is now up to her to pull herself together and see what she wants out of life, I know she can do it all she has to do is put her mind together and get away from all the people she hangs out with. It may be hard in the beginning but it can be done. I had to do it and that was 5 years ago. BE STRONG GIRLFRIEND!!! We're thinking of you in Aussie.

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Robert
September 17, 2007 at 20:35

I just want to say this, Lohan is awesome personal one of my favorite. Every one has ups and down. She was great in all her films. Even if she did to terrible things she WILL pull her self up and act again like no other. Lohan rocks hard! hugest fan, PS I think she is the greatest actress out there, not to forget the best looking. love ya

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striderdemme
September 17, 2007 at 11:48

In her defense, I thought that Lohan was good in Robert Altman's (RIP) film A Prairie Home Companion. She wasn't bad in A Parent Trap or the Herbie film for that matter, but it's nothing to rave about.

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