Sure, everyone knows that Uwe Boll couldn't direct himself out of a tampon commercial, but somehow the man still winds up getting money to make movies, and lots of them. Auschwitz is in the can and on its way to us, Bloodrayne 3 is in development, and now we get our first peak at Blubberella, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Quiet Earth landed a low-rez poster and a “highly” detailed synopsis of the film which has to be seen to be believed:

The first female fat superhero ... She will kick major ass - with her major ass ...

All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!

We did not make that up, folks. That’s verbatim how Boll described his movie.

The difference here is that Blubberella is actually supposed to be funny, unlike the rest of his films which are unintentionally that way. Now his problem is that bad action movies are entertaining because they’re horrible, but bad comedies are unbearable, so this movie might not even be watchable just to make fun of it.

Scope out the poster above, and then forget about it as this is something you’ll never want to see.