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Jimmy Kimmel And Seth Rogen Get Weird In Austin-Based True Detective Parody
Well, we knew we were in store for many a more True Detective parodies, didn’t we? Considering the vice-like grip on current popular culture the divisive and exciting HBO series was during its brief, 8-week stint, it was inevitable. With characters — and we mean characters — like Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson at the helm, so easy to parody as they are, the Nic Pizzolatto series was ripe for potential parody. So, naturally, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen decided to take a stab at it.
The Bachelor Finale Watch: Juan Pablo Galavis Is The Worst, The End
Much like last week’s untelling episode of The Bachelor, we went into the finale battle royale — arch enemies Clare and Nikki — knowing it wouldn't go well. And no one needs to tell you this journey’s been weird! And so, too, was the 3 hour streeeeeetchathon of a finale. We saw JP get rid of his One True Perfect Match (and no that is not a compliment, just a fact stated) Clare in favor of Nikki.
Scandal Gets The Telenovela Treatment In Jimmy Kimmel Escandalo Spoof
Jimmy Kimmel has given ABC's hit series Scandal the slightly-more melodramatic treatment it deserves by turning it into a telenovela. Following the absolutely rabid success of the Shonda Rhimes series — which is currently premiering the world over, gaining and even more ravenous fanbase than before — it makes sense that the perma-viral Jimmy Kimmel Live host would spoof the show's antics. It's just made all-the-more amazing thanks to the cast being involved.
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 'TAHITI' Watch: Skye's The Limit
In a situation where your resources exist beyond the bounds of standard modern medicine, it's necessary to question how far you're willing to go to save a person's life. Because in the Marvelverse, as it relates to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the sky's not even really the limit when we consider their access to otherworldly resources.
The Bachelor Watch: The Women Tell All, Only Not Really
Well: that was highly un-revelatory. Not that we totally thought it would be — more so that we just hoped it would. Because this season of The Bachelor has been trying at best. Maybe we were hoping some hard-hitting discussion, an acknowledgement from Juan Pablo that he’d been a dismissive egoist from time to time. Something. But this is The Bachelor so there’s literally no reason or precedent set to make us think that would happen. We all just want what we can’t have.
Scandal 'We Do Not Touch The First Ladies' Preview: Is Mellie Due For Her Own Juicy Scandal?
Scandal is back! The series returned last night after what seemed like forever to bring us back into the chaos that is Olivia Pope's life. And if you haven't seen last night's episode yet ("Ride, Sally, Ride"), stop reading now because I won't be holding back on the post-ep spoilers!
Scandal Returns Tonight: 'Ride, Sally, Ride,' Description Teases A 'Bombshell Announcement'
Scandal returns tonight for its Spring premiere with "Ride, Sally, Ride." While the teaser promises 100% Scandal insanity -- and 8 episodes with no repeats!-- the description for this week's episode (not to mention the title) indicates that this will be a very Sally heavy episode
The Bachelor Watch: 63 Thoughts From Juan Pablo's Ridiculous Overnight Dates
I know this season of The Bachelor has been totally without controversy or shock (har har har), but on Tuesday night all of that changed. As it turned out, one of our fair maidens was not besotted by our fair prince of True Everlasting RealiLove. In what was an incredibly long-awaited epiphany moment from the Bachelorette-to-be (I mean: really), Andi realized what the rest of us have been gagging over this whole time.
Mind Games Review: Christian Slater And Steve Zahn Are A Winning Combination
Kyle Killen's proven to have strong starters when it comes to TV series, and yet neither Lone Star nor Awake managed to last beyond its first season. Will Mind Games have better luck? From the start, it has all the makings of a great series, complete with a solid cast and a premise that should lend itself well to the trending format of procedural series with serialized elements.
The Bachelor Watch: Those Hometown Dates Weren't Nearly Dramatic Enough
Alright kids, please pardon my untoward language but: wasn’t that some bullshit we just saw on this week’s episode of The Bachelor? I mean, they set us up for crazy after last week. They were misleading like all get-out in those promotional materials! Where was the drama, where were all the absolute “oh hell to the no” commentary from the parents that we were promised? Where were the tears, the yelling, the game-changing?
Doctor Who's Karen Gillan To Star In My Fair Lady Modernization 'Selfie'
Doctor Who's former companion Amy Pond (also known as Karen Gillian) is set to star in Suburgatory creator Emily Kapnek's new series Selfie. A modern take on the classic My Fair Lady trope, the comedy is being produced for ABC. Julie Anne Robinson will direct.
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 'T.A.H.I.T.I.' Gets Some New Photos And A Trailer With Bill Paxton
We're now close enough to the return of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s next new episode that ABC has offered up some promotional content in the form of some new photos, including the one above. The fact that there are new photos is actually more exciting than the content of the photos themselves, as they really only show us the lead characters standing around.
The Bachelor Watch: Juan Pablo And The Whisper Games
Pssst… hey, you guys: can I tell you a secret? It’s private just between us and you probably didn’t realize it by now, but Sharleen is not ready to get engaged to Juan Pablo. And in the whisper games that were Monday night’s The Bachelor, the "Oprah singer" (his words) from Germany sent herself home. But that wasn't even the most dramatic part of the evening, natch.
The Bachelor Watch: Juan Pablo Goes to Hobbiton. Seriously.
We’ve reached the serious point of the competition on ABC’s The Bachelor. How do we know? Because I almost know all of the girls names now when I see them (sorry, Kat and Chelsie). And Juan Pablo’s gotten to the ‘let’s just not even pretend we’re going to talk unless they force us’ portion of the dates, where every word is met with a quick facial caress that turns into a hair-behind-the-ear tuck and a kiss. Because that’s the only way you’ll meet your soulmate, guys: strictly via salivary-based osmosis. Pretty sure that’s science.
Jaimie Alexander Looks Ready For Action As Lady Sif In Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Photo
I don't think I'm alone in wishing there had been a bit more Sif in Thor: The Dark World. Marvel is kind of making that up to us by putting Lady Sif in an episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and we now have our first look at Jaimie Alexander all suited up and looking ready for action.