This article may actually surprise quite a few people. After all, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen made $402 million domestically without a discernible plot, so why would they bother having one for Transformers: The Dark of the Moon? It's not as though the budget isn't inflated enough, they could have saved a couple bucks by not even bothering to hire screenwriters. Regardless, the film's plot outline has arrived online.
TFW 2005, a Transformers fan site has discovered the leak in an Amazon listing for a "Transformers 3 Push-Pops Board book (opens in new tab)" (whatever the hell that is). Here's the big surprise: it's a movie about robots battling other robots while Shia LaBeouf runs around at their feet - which is another way of saying "exposition, exposition, earth-shattering explosion, exposition, boobs, robot testicles, minstrel show, etc." You know, a typical Michael Bay movie. Check out the plot outline below.
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