Even though the ceremony won’t actually be aired until Monday night, the Teen Choice Awards happened this Sunday night and continued the trend of populist awards inexplicably lavishing love on 27 Dresses. I don’t get it. When it was in theaters it made $78 million but it’s being awarded with crowd favorites like Transformers 2 and Twilight. Come on people let’s come together on this! Katherine Heigl is horrible. We can’t agree on what Michael Bay did to Transformers, we can’t agree on Twilight, let’s at least get on the same page with this Katherine Heigl thing. Did you see the box office numbers for The Ugly Truth? I think we’re making progress.
Aside from 27 Dresses which won “Choice Movie Chick Flick”, this year’s big Teen Choice Award winner was, predictably, Twilight. The fangless vampire film racked up a total of nine wins in such categories as Choice Movie Drama, Choice Movie Actor Drama, Choice Movie Actress Drama, and even one of those obligatory kissing awards all meaningless awards give out. Here’s the full list of this year’s Teen Choice Award winners, including winners in the categories of movies, television, music, and celebrity. That’s right, we’re now handing out awards to people for being famous.
Movie WinnersChoice Movie Action Adventure: "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."Choice Movie Drama: "Twilight."Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy: "Marley & Me."Choice Movie Comedy: "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian."Choice Movie Chick Flick: "27 Dresses."Choice Movie Horror/Thriller: "Friday the 13th."Choice Movie Music/Dance: "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."Choice Movie Hissy Fit: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie."Choice Movie Actor Drama: Robert Pattinson, "Twilight."Choice Movie Actress Drama: Kristen Stewart, "Twilight."Choice Movie Actor Action Adventure: Hugh Jackman, "X-Men Origins: Wolverine."Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure: Jordana Brewster, "Fast & Furious."Choice Movie Actor Comedy: Zac Efron, "17 Again."Choice Movie Actress Comedy: Anne Hathaway, "Bride Wars."Choice Movie Actress Music/Dance: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie."Choice Movie Actor Music/Dance: Zac Efron, "High School Musical 3: Senior Year."Choice Movie Villain: Cam Gigandet, "Twilight."Choice Movie Fresh Face Female: Ashley Greene, "Twilight."Choice Movie Fresh Face Male: Taylor Lautner, "Twilight."Choice Movie Liplock: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "Twilight."Choice Movie Rumble: Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet, "Twilight."Choice Movie Rockstar Moment: Zac Efron, "17 Again."Choice Summer Movie Drama: "My Sister's Keeper."Choice Summer Movie Comedy: "Up."Choice Summer Movie Romance: "The Proposal."Choice Summer Movie Action Adventure: "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."Choice Summer Movie Star Male: Shia LaBeouf, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."Choice Summer Movie Star Female: Megan Fox, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."
TV WinnersChoice TV Show Drama: "Gossip Girl."Choice TV Show Action Adventure: "Heroes."Choice TV Show Comedy: "Hannah Montana."Choice TV Animated Show: "SpongeBob SquarePants."Choice TV Reality: "The Hills."Choice TV Reality Competition: "American Idol."Choice TV Actor Drama: Chace Crawford, "Gossip Girl."Choice TV Actress Drama: Leighton Meester, "Gossip Girl."Choice TV Actor Action Adventure: Tom Welling, "Smallville."Choice TV Actress Action Adventure: Hayden Panettiere, "Heroes."Choice TV Actor Comedy: Jonas Brothers, "Jonas."Choice TV Actress Comedy: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana."Choice TV Breakout Show: "Jonas."Choice TV Breakout Star Female: Demi Lovato, "Sonny with a Chance."Choice TV Breakout Star Male: Frankie Jonas, "Jonas."Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star: Adam Lambert, "American Idol."Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star: Lauren Conrad, "The Hills."Choice TV Villain: Ed Westwick, "Gossip Girl."Choice Fab-u-lous: Jay Alexander, "America's Next Top Model."Choice TV Sidekick: Emily Osment, "Hannah Montana."Choice TV Late Night Show: "Chelsea Lately."Choice TV Parental Unit: Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana."Choice Summer TV Show: "Princess Protection Program."Choice Summer TV Star Female: Selena Gomez, "Princess Protection Program."Choice Summer TV Star Male: Daren Kagasoff, "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."
Music WinnersChoice Music Single: Miley Cyrus, "The Climb."Choice Music Hook-Up: Lady Ga Ga and Colby O'Donis, "Just Dance."Choice Music Male Artist: Jason Mraz.Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift.Choice Music Rap Artist: Kanye West.Choice Music R&B Artist: Beyonce.Choice Music Rock Group: Paramore.Choice Music Breakout Artist: David Archuleta.Choice Music Love Song: David Archuleta, "Crush."Choice Music R&B Track: Beyonce, "Single Ladies."Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow."Choice Music Rock Track: Paramore, "Decode."Choice Music Album Male Artist: Jason Mraz, "We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things."Choice Music Album Female Artist: Taylor Swift, "Fearless."Choice Music Soundtrack: "Twilight."Choice Music Tour: Demi Lovato and David Archuleta.Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, "Before the Storm."
Celeb WinnersChoice Male Athlete: David Beckham.Choice Female Athlete: Shawn Johnson.Choice Male Action Sports Athlete: Ryan Sheckler.Choice Female Action Sports Athlete: Stephanie Gilmore.Choice Male Hottie: Robert Pattinson.Choice Female Hottie: Megan Fox.Choice Web Star: Fred.Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Selena Gomez.Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Jonas Brothers.Choice Comedian: George Lopez.Choice Celebrity Activist: Hayden Panettiere.Choice Celebrity Pet: Bo, the Obamas' dog.Choice Video Game: "Rock Band 2."Choice Celebrity Baby: Honor Marie Warren, daughter of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren.Choice Celebrity Dancer: Selena Gomez.Choice Twit: Ellen DeGeneres.Ultimate Choice Award: Britney Spears.
