Fans of preposterous political theater: your world just became a little bit sadder. Donald Trump has announced his plans to stick with The Apprentice for another season, rather than running for president. You can watch the footage of his statement at the NBC upfronts below. His hair had no comment.

I, for one, am saddened by this news. Not that I think Trump has any business in the White House, but just think of what we'll now never get to see. The debates. The mud-slinging. The increasingly ludicrous conspiracy theories. Sure, it's probably for the best in the long run, but man...it would have been one hell of a show.

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