TV Recap: Cashmere Mafia – Yours, Mine and Hers

Mia is wearing small, furry animals on her arms. Oh wait, that’s some sort of high-fashion thingie. Speaking of fashion, Mia sees red after spotting HER scarf around the neck of Jack’s girlfriend, a TV anchorwoman. She wants that scarf back, she tells Jack. And the sex tape they made, too. No problem, says Jack, and while you’re at it, can we get back together?

He shows up at Mia’s apartment, and the two end up in the sack together. He wants to start over, but she thinks it’s only because they both have high-powered jobs now, instead of him being her underling. Really, she’s making too much of this, and I’m not just saying that because I have a huge crush on Tom Everett Scott. Take him back! For God’s sake, take him back!

I just wish his presence on a TV show wasn’t the kiss of death. Think about it: Saved, Do Over, The Street, Philly…yeah, you’ve probably never heard of these, because they were only on for about three minutes.

Juliet the Queen and Davis duke it out in mediation, but – surprise! - he wants manimony. And the Aston Martin he gave her. But yipes, he has what appears to be a heart attack while getting hot and heavy with Cilla Gray, but it ends up being a panic attack. Juliet and Davis get a little cuddly at the hospital, then go right back to fighting the next day. It’s pretty much over for these two. Especially after she has the Aston towed and sits in a dark-windowed limo across the street, laughing gleefully as Davis makes a scene in the street.

Caitlin gets a lesbian identity crisis when Alicia’s ex waltzes back into their lives, now that Alicia’s pregnant. It’s clear that there’s three people in this…marriage…but not for long. Caitlin gets that deer-in-the-headlights look when Alicia tells her it’s over. Well, that’s just fine. If only she’d told Caitlin that before she went on a huge big baby-shopping spree. Here, just take all the stuff, Caitlin tells Alicia. Except for that family photo album. Caitlin wants to fill that up with photos of her family...if she ever finds one. that is.

Zoe ends up quitting her job after slacker Clayton gets promoted because “the only people who get promoted around here are men -- white men, to be blunt!” Zoe tells their boss. She’ll show them. After all, wasn’t it her who did all the work on bringing in clients and making them happy? Harumph.

One marriage in shambles, one lesbian identity crisis, one misguided ex-lover, and one “I quit!” Could these ladies be any more of a mess? No matter. They end up eating fudge and drinking adult beverages together. This show is growing on me. A little.