America and those other guys (some of whom wear kilts) breathes a sigh of relief today as sexual tyrannosaurus Colin Farrell announces that he’s not interested in playing James Bond, since he’s already living the life style, minus the actual spying. The rumor that he might be up for it, when the out of work Pierce Brosnan hinted that Farrell should take over in his stead, stating that he’d, “eat the head off them all” implying perhaps that in the next movie Bond will become weary of beautiful women and start enjoying the company of men.

However, in an interview with Reuters this weekend, the heavily browed Farrell had this to say when asked about playing 007: “The idea of me playing James Bond got into the press, but it is not true. I would not like to do it ... they should find someone the audience has no history with.”

The way is now clear for MGM to begin an exhaustive talent search and fill the internet with hundreds of bogus casting rumors, as James Bond slowly replaces Superman in the bogus rumor mill.

Thanks to CB Critic Scott Gwin for the heads up. He’s a brilliant writer and a news genius. We don’t pay our writers in cash so we have to make up for it in ass kissing.

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