We finally have a new, full trailer for Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, and it answers so many of the questions we’ve all had about this movie, it’s difficult to know where to start talking about it.

Let’s start with Galactus, who we recently learned will be a cloud instead of a giant freakin planet eating bi-ped. Disappointing. Well there's someone in the trailer commanding the Silver Surfer, and while he's not very cloudish, it can only either be Galactus or Dr. Doom. I'm guessing Galactus, since Doom isn't Surfer's boss last I checked. But, who knows. If it is Galactus he's kind of like a cross between Darth Maul and the black smoke monster from ‘Lost’. He isn’t even a storm front, he’s a puff of smoke wearing a robe.

That’s not the only surprise in this trailer though. Ever wondered what Johnny Storm would look like with The Thing’s powers? Me either, but now we have an answer. Been curious about how the Fantasticar will look on screen? Wondering what Surfer's voice sounds like? Crank up the volume on your computer. It’s in the trailer. Frankly, the trailer’s so packed to the gills with big money-shots that you’ve got to wonder if they’ll have anything left for the movie. Some of it’s weird, some of it’s strange, but it’s definitely the best Fantastic Four 2 trailer we’ve had so far.

If you’re at all interested in Rise of the Silver Surfer, you have to watch it. To do so, click here and go to Trailer 2.

If for some reason you have Quicktime or simply hate moving pictures, you can check out a few stills of critical trailer scenes below: