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They’re continuing their quest to pornify the world by releasing The Sex Files 2 starring Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano as Mulder and Scully. Spoiler alert: they have sex. No one cares about the story, but there is one for those of you with a broken fast forward button. Scope out the trailer blow and learn that the truth is in there.