Fable III Achievements As Weird As You'd Expect

The Fable series has always had an off-beat sense of humor and that carries over into the Achievements. For example, Fable III will let you earn Gamerscore points by boning a friend.

You'll earn 10G for creating a (virtual) child with another player over Xbox Live. You get another 10 for marrying them. Make sure you do the marriage one first. Wouldn't want to upset your conservative grandma.

• The Guild Seal -- Unleash your heroic potential. 10G
• And So It Begins -- Win the support of the Dwellers. 20G
• Swift Justice -- Win the support of the Swift Brigade. 20G
• The Resistance -- Win the support of Bowerstone. 50G
• Distant Friends -- Win the support of Aurora. 20G
• The Ruler of Albion -- Become the ruler of Albion. 80G
• For Albion! -- This is where you *spoiler* the great, big *spoiler* and then it all *spoiler*. 80G
• Save The Princess! -- Rescue the princess from the evil Baron. 10G
• Ghost Brothers -- Make sure Max and Sam get home in time for tea. 10G
• Tragical-Comical-Historical -- Help the celebrated thespians Lambert and Pinch put on the world's greatest play. 10G
• The Dark Sanctum -- Reinstate an ancient, evil temple. 10G
• Island Paradise -- Establish the island of Driftwood. 10G
• Knight Jumps Chesty -- Defeat Chesty at his own game. 10G
• Coronation Chicken -- Perform a royal judgement while dressed as a chicken. 10G
• Spellweaver -- Combine two gauntlets to cast a "woven" spell. 5G
• Archmage -- Cast all 15 possible spell combinations. 20G
• Total Warrior -- Kill enemies with melee, ranged and spell attacks. 10G
• Pull! -- Send an enemy flying into the air and kill him while he's airborne. 10G
• Gunning For Glory -- Kill 500 enemies using firearms. 20G
• If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It -- Kill 500 enemies using melee weapons. 20G
• Wizard's Revenge -- Kill 500 enemies using magic. 20G
• Super Hero -- Fully upgrade your Melee, Ranged, and Magic abilities on the Road to Rule. 50G
• You Can't Bring Me Down -- Complete Fable III without being knocked out in combat. 50G
• My Weapon's Better Than Yours -- Complete 3 unique upgrades on one of the legendary weapons found around Albion. 25G
• I'm The Keymaster -- Collect all 50 Silver Keys and 4 Gold Keys. 30G
• Flower Power -- Collect all 30 Auroran flowers. 30G
• Gnome Invasion -- Destroy all 50 gnomes. 30G
• Brightwall Book Club -- Collect all 30 rare books for the Brightwall Academy. 30G
• Digger -- Dig up 50 items. 15G
• We Need Guns, Lots Of Guns -- Collect all 50 legendary weapons. They won't all appear in your world, so trade with other Heroes! 20G
• Fashion Victim -- Collect every item of clothing. 20G
• He's a Woman. She's a Man -- Wear a full set of clothing intended for the opposite sex. 5G
• Dye Hippie, Dye -- Dye each part of an outfit you're wearing a different colour and have long hair. 5G
• Hand in Hand -- Hold hands with someone. 5G
• Long Distance Relationship -- Get married to another Xbox LIVE player. 10G
• Cross-Dimensional Conception -- Have a child with another Xbox LIVE player. 10G
• Online Merger -- Enter into a business partnership with another Xbox LIVE player. 10G
• Barrel of Laughs -- Kill 30 enemies with explosive barrels. 10G
• We Can Be Heroes -- Earn 1,000 gold in henchman wages in another Hero's world. 10G
• Kaboom! -- Score 2000 on the Mourningwood Fort mortar game. 10G
• Lute Hero Tour -- Play in each town as a 5 star lute player. 10G
• Touched By A Hero -- Use touch expressions to interact with 20 different people. 10G
• Popularity Contest -- Make 20 Friends. 15G
• Remodeling -- Remodel 5 different houses by changing the furniture. 10G
• Magnate Personality -- Build a property empire worth 2,000,000 gold. 50G
• Crime Spree -- Get a 15,000 gold bounty placed on your head. 10G
• Henry VIII -- As ruler of Albion, get married 6 times and kill 2 of your spouses. 10G
• Chest Grandmaster -- Unlock all of the chests on the Road To Rule. 40G
• Tough Love -- Save the maximum amount of Albion citizens. 10G
• Adopt Or Die -- Adopt a child. 5G

Fable III hits the Xbox 360 on October 26th.