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As noted in Blend Games' preview of GTA: Chinatown Wars, the upcoming GTA game for the DS is staying true to the series' roots. Even though the DS is generally known for its family-friendly content, Chinatown Wars will have its share of sexual content
Here's an excerpt from the ESRB's summary of the game: " The game also contains sexual references (e.g., discussions of multiple partners, homosexual activity, prostitution, pornography, etc.) and brief instances of sexual activity. Although sexual acts are not graphically depicted, there are sequences in which cars rock back and forth while female moaning is heard."
Considering the characters are all tiny blotches of pixels, it probably would've been thoroughly unarousing had they actually been shown doing the deed. Moaning, though? Better wear headphones if you're playing this game on the bus. The game has an "M" rating and is set to be released on March 17th.
Yes, we really did go for the lowest common denominator on this one but we've heard the Internet deletes your website if you don't toss out one sleazy sex article per day. By the way, did you hear The Lost And Damned has full frontal nudity?