Big Tits Zombie Brings The Weird
It's not my intention to sound racist, but judging from the movies, commercials and various other media that make their way to America via the internet tubes, Japan is a bizarre place. Going solely by videos seen online, the Asian country appears to be populated by creepy dogs hocking ear shaped chips and Robo Geishas that lactate acid. Now, in that spirit, we have Big Tits Zombie.
Twitch has posted the trailer for the film (which will be in 3D by the way) and it is completely inexplicable. The video is two minutes of strippers posing, a voice-over speaking in a language that can barely be described as English, and zombies with costumes that were likely picked up at the Japanese equivalent of Party City. Throw in references to ping-pong, sushi, geishas and samurais and you slowly begin to wonder if this is, in fact, a deep social commentary about how America views Japanese culture. Then a zombie gets split in half vertically with a chainsaw and you realize that this film likely has the depth of an inflatable kiddy pool.
Check out the trailer below.
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