Bourne in the USA

It must be something about the Bourne franchise that encourages Matt Damon to adopt a pose like a Thunderbird puppet. He did it with 2001's The Bourne Identity where his "running" stance looked more like a poseable GI Joe doll than an actual fleeing movement.

Here we see Matt is truly channelling his inner spy by adopting a Patented Roger Moore Eyebrow Raise™. Ironically Moore starred in a Bond movie with the theme tune Nobody Does It Better which kinda sums up Moore's expression versus Matt's feeble attempt.

Here Matt looks more like a member of Joey Tribiani's soap opera acting class trying to perfect his "I've got a fish hook in my eyebrow and I like it" expression. Sadly this has failed too.

The result is The Bourne Supremacy now possibly having the daftest looking most uninspiring poster ever. Which I suppose is fine for a sequel nobody wanted to a movie nobody can really remember.

Adopt Vulcan facial expressions at The CB Forum.

Got a comment? .