Watch Dude Put On Pants Without Using His Hands

Words cannot describe how bizarrely awesome this is. A man has learned to put on his pants without the use of his hands. Instead, he’s utilizing some weird gyration technique that will make you slightly uncomfortable. Even so, I can’t help but be impressed that a guy managed to grind his way into a pair of jeans in less than a minute. I have so many questions, and none of them question the inclusion of Europe’s “The Final Countdown." That song is bad ass so of course it would accompany such a unique stunt.

What possesses a man to learn how to put his pants on without hands? Is he some kind of acrobat looking to showcase his mad skills? Perhaps his hands were broken at some point and he was forced to learn this way. It's possible he’s a dirty exhibitionist wanting to flaunt his body in a seemingly innocent way? Maybe, just maybe, he was really bored and just tried it.

Whatever his reasoning, his video sparked a phenomenon. People worldwide are now trying to put on pants without using their hands…

Surely there are more constructive things we could be doing with our time. Why couldn’t there be a viral video of a guy showing how to cure some illness in under a minute? Seriously, if you saw the sheer number of people who have uploaded a video attempting this since the original went viral, you would be astounded. It’s like this years Harlem Shake, except a lot weirder.

I can’t believe the amount of fame this guy is getting either! If I would’ve known doing something as simple as this would net me over 6 million views on YouTube, I wouldn’t waste my time being creative. I can make a video of myself putting on clothes in a difficult way! I could just be a smart ass and upload a video that says, “Guy Puts On Shirt Without Feet!" That’s actually not a bad idea. A quick search of YouTube says it hasn’t been done, so I’m going for it! Later suckers, I’m off to be famous.