• Exorcist: The Beginning details

Exorcist: The Beginning Synopsis

Gene Wilder has been dug up and is doing an opening monologue in the trailer for The Exorcist (why have I never noticed this resemblance when watching the Exorcist?). Even the devil isn’t as scary as the disembodied voice of Gene Wilder. What if he comes back in his Willy Wonka outfit and starts singing that creepy ass Wonka song? Holy hell! That’ll make one terrifying devil movie.

Sadly, it’s unlikely they’ll be able to fully resurrect Wilder. No doubt we’ll have to settle for another Exorcist filled with that guy they call Satan. He’s that devilish fellow from the other Exorcist movies who has a fetish for power vomiting. Well he’s back, and this time they’re telling the story from the beginning.

The trailer is slick and slightly scary. The production values look EXCELLENT… which usually isn’t a good sign for horror movies. The more expensive the blood, the less scary the flick.

Still, this is a movie about the devil and he’s a pretty scary guy. I’m holding out for the new Versus movie which’ll pit him against Jim Caviezel, but till then perhaps Exorcist: The Beginning will suffice.

Headlines

The Hilarious Time Outlander's Sam Heughan Got Seasick On A Fake Boat, According To Diana Gabaldon
Games With Gold Brings Watch Dogs, Assassin's Creed III For Free In June

Hot Topics

New Reviews

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review
Everything, Everything Review
Paint It Black Review

Top Movies

The Justice League Dark Movie Has Hit A Major Setback
Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, And Other Celebrities Respond To The Manchester Bombing
The Crazy Detailed Way Luc Besson Built The Movie Universe For Valerian
The Crazy Amount Of Money Katy Perry Will Be Making For American Idol
One Way Wonder Woman Is Different From Other Superhero Films, According To Patty Jenkins
To 3D Or Not To 3D: Buy The Right Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Ticket
Leah Remini's Scientology Show Set To Air A Big Special Before Season 2
Zack Snyder Responds To All Of The Justice League Support
Could Spaceballs 2 Actually Happen? Here's What Mel Brooks Says
Bandai Namco Delays New Shooter Following Terrorist Attack
Avatar 2: What We Know So Far
Assassin's Creed
It
Gateway Blend ©copyright 2017