I’d like to suggest something. Hitman needs a subtitle. In particular, it needs this subtitle - Hitman: Posing with Guns. Seriously, I’m now convinced that finding excuses to have a bald guy do yoga with semi-automatics is this movie’s only reason for existing. Yeah, it looks pretty but so what? So does Jessica Simpson and I don’t want to watch her in a movie. A poster will do just fine.

A brand new, full-length trailer for Hitman has popped online and debuts in theaters today. I saw it earlier in front of War and it’s sure to be playing elsewhere as well. It’s opera music, it’s guns, it’s standing in cool lighting wearing dark clothing. So exciting.

Based on the videogame of the same name, Hitman follows Agent 47 (Olyphant), a man educated to become a professional assassin for hire. 47 is both the last two digits of the barcode tattooed on the nape of his neck, and his only name.

Watch the trailer in annoying, streaming high-res here, or click play on the embed below.