BREAKING MOVIE NEWS
The Expendables is as jam packed with stars as a movie as a movie can be. It promises to be two hours of explosions, muscles, guns and blood. But did you know that there is actually a story?
Director Chuck Russell previously made the largely forgotten Rock vehicle The Scorpion King, and it seems that in general they're going for a slightly middlebrow action film here
All movies based on Nicholas Sparks novels contain certain key elements-- North Carolina beaches, honey-colored sunsets, beautiful white people frowning as if they have real problems
Surprisingly, the movie doesn't completely focus on Miley Cyrus's adorable personality or her relationship with a hunk played by Liam Hemsworth (who looks exactly like older brother Chris, a.k.a. Thor) Instead it seems to be much more of a family comedy/drama
Miley Cyrus and Nicholas Sparks are just about a perfect match-- both of them coming out of the South with broad fanbases across the country, both of them offering the kind of comforting entertainment that feels just hip enough
It's been a while since we had any rumors about who Kenneth Branagh might be casting as Thor, so let's start another one! To be fair, this latest one isn't a rumor, but it's also not a set casting notice