The first trailer for Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake sequel H2 has arrived. It starts, appropriately, with Michael Myers killing everyone. Isn’t that why people go to these things?

H2 hits theaters on August 28th and is about… well Michael Myers killing people. The torture-porn craze of a few years ago has been supplanted by our old familiar friend murder-porn. Grab a comically large knife and enjoy.

Watch the first trailer for H2 in high-res over at Yahoo or watch it below:

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