In a perfect world, Jessica Simpson's performance in The Dukes of Hazzard would have ended her film career right there, sending her back to a life of bad pop music, reality TV, and Pizza Hut commercials. But there's one thing that absolutely trumps acting ability… and that's hotness. Lucky for her, she's got a lot of it.

Jessica's hotness is getting her cast in a slew of new movies. The latest one announced is also the most predictable. A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper that Jessica has been cast as a lifeguard in a big screen version of the cheesy babes and boobs television show Baywatch. She's perfect for the role, since much like Pamela Anderson she's all looks and no talent. Jessica should be able to slip pretty comfortably into a slightly sized down version of Pam's unnaturally tight swimsuit.

Baywatch movie rumors have been floating around for awhile, but nothing ever seemed to come of it. If there's a director, screenwriter, or David Hasselhoff attached to the project along with Jessica, I haven't been able to find any evidence of it. But if Jessica Simpson really is attached to the picture, that could be what they need to finally get the project out of logjam over at DreamWorks and moving towards theaters.
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