We've officially entered into the the post-holiday hangover phase of movies. After four flicks hitting the screen last week, all we've got this time around is Incarnate. Woof. It's gonna be a Rotten Week!

Just remember, I'm not reviewing these movies, but rather predicting where they'll end up on the Tomatometer. Let's take a look at This Rotten Week has to offer.

Rotten Watch Prediction

I made it 30 seconds into this trailer, and I was sure it was a spoof. Oh man, does this thing ever look bad. It had all the terrible cliches of the horror/someone's possessed genre while riding up dangerously close to the all out corniness and stupidity of the Scary Movie series. The effects are a mess (the kid's eyes glow red in the worst way possible), the scares are non-existent and Aaron Eckhart looks like he came straight out of central casting with a sign around him stating, "Down on his luck guy trying to look like an alcoholic with a past." Man does this ever look terrible.

Director Brad Peyton doesn't exactly inspire a great deal of confidence considering his other films include San Andreas (48%), Journey to the Center of the Earth (43%) and the coup de grace, Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (14%). It all looks bad and if this finishes in the double digits on the Tomatometer I'd consider it a major win.

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