Meet The Cast Of Bravo's Proposed Gay Real Housewives

How the hell did this take so long? Rumors have been screeching the last few days over a potential gay Real Housewives installment, and what started out as nothing more than wishful gossip has turned into a real story with legs. And abs. Bravo is still denying, as expected, but according to Access Hollywood, the network has already locked up six of the seven potential cast members. They’re all heavyweights in various industries, and many of them are friends with the stars of Logo’s A-List: New York.

Early reports titled the show From The Bottom To The Top, but obviously, that’s turned out to be nothing more than a bad joke. In fact, this entire brouhaha could turn into a bad joke as Bravo hasn’t even given a greenlight to the series yet, but with a cast already locked down and shooting supposedly to begin early next year, it seems like nothing more than a matter of time.

Here’s a look at the six cast members:

Kenneth Gillett- a book publicist and party promoter.

Mark Silver- fashion event publicist and Factory.

Jordan Carlyle-- an artist, pictured above.

Christopher Fawcett- a model reportedly on again, off again with Jordan.

Joey Giuntoli- a show room owner.

Kristopher Haigh- Kenneth’s party promoting partner and Penguin employee.

Don’t worry, I haven’t even gotten to the best part of this story yet. The group of friends has apparently already nicknamed themselves The Plastics. All that’s missing is the out and loving it inventor of Toaster Strudels, Mr. Wieners. I’ll set for a guest appearance from Gretchen.

Mack Rawden
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