The Fear Monger: Vampire Leprechauns And Competing Serial Killers

By Nick Venable 2014-02-02 10:10:22discussion comments
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Good day, buriers of all things bloated. Another week, another modern Scandinavian werewolf movie. Oh wait, Patrik Syversení Party Animal will actually be the first of its kind, and with a script written by Dead Snow co-writer Stig Frode Henriksen also lending his talents to this one, we can expect something fun and over-the-top.

But if youíre looking for more fantastical creatures, you can find some vampires in todayís feature. As well, there is a pair of violent Asians and vintage practical effects gore. Just like your last birthday party. Now blow out the candles after wishing the following story didnít exist.

Leprechaun Creator Wants To Make Vamprichaun. Seriously.
No matter what your brain is thinking of at any given time, stating that Leprechaun creator Mark Jones wants to follow up his 2013 horror Scorned with a vampire spin on the Warwick Davis-starring franchise, well, itís going to make you forget about your problems for at least a second. Thatís like somebody trying to change customs so that we have to drink out of bowls now instead of glasses. It just doesnít make sense! Speaking with the Binge Watchers podcast, he had this to say about the project.
"I stayed very good friends with Warwick. They're doing the Leprechaun reboot without him. And, I said, we should do a new franchise about a vampire who bites a leprechaun. He turns into a little Vamprichaun. Warwick loved the idea and it's basically a little vampire who bites your ankle instead of your neck and it's kind of a comedy-horror."

So Warwick Davis is interested, too? Maybe Iíll get on board if they bring Ricky Gervais into it. I bet Jones already has at least 30 puns written.
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