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Britney Spears Will Not Play A Lesbian Stripper

Britney Spears is not playing a murderous lesbian stripper. Why would anyone think she is? Because earlier today the tabloids started shopping around a story claiming Quentin Tarantino was talking to her about a part in his remake of the cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill!. The part would have her murdering her boyfriend, making out with girls and ripping her clothes off, something Britney is pretty good act, or was until her body turned into past its sell-by-date swiss cheese. Unfortunately at some point she might also be required to act, making this a stupendously bad idea.

Luckily, it’s probably not true. Britney’s representatives have been quick to squash this one. They’ve already come out and denied everything. Speaking to Access Hollywood her people say, “Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.” What’s really shocking in all of this is that there are actually people out there who will buy that album, probably a lot more than would be interested in seeing her ruin a Tarantino exploitation film. Assuming her reps are telling the truth (a big assumption), then moviegoers are safe for now.