Comissioner Gordon Is A Daddy

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By Mack Rawden
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You probably know Commissioner Gordon as this nice old man who flashes the Bat Symbol whenever Gotham goes to hell, but that’s not the whole story. He’s actually a rather impulsive manwhore. It’s true. Twenty four hours ago, he wasn’t married. Now he has a wife and a rather aged son. I’m not a scientist; so, I can’t tell you exactly how this happened, but I’m sure it involves creepy old man sex.

According to ComingSoon.net, Melinda McGraw has signed on to play Mrs. Gordon in the new Batman sequel The Dark Knight. Nathan Gamble has also accepted the roll of Gordon’s currently unnamed son. The two will join other unheard of nobodies like Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, and former Bratpack member Anthony Michael Hall.

Mack Rawden
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Mack Rawden is the Editor-In-Chief of CinemaBlend. He first started working at the publication as a writer back in 2007 and has held various jobs at the site in the time since including Managing Editor, Pop Culture Editor and Staff Writer. He now splits his time between working on CinemaBlend’s user experience, helping to plan the site’s editorial direction and writing passionate articles about niche entertainment topics he’s into. He graduated from Indiana University with a degree in English (go Hoosiers!) and has been interviewed and quoted in a variety of publications including Digiday. Enthusiastic about Clue, case-of-the-week mysteries, a great wrestling promo and cookies at Disney World. Less enthusiastic about the pricing structure of cable, loud noises and Tuesdays.