Parks & Recreation Writer To Pen High School Lottery Movie

For those who don't know, or have never seen The Player, most Hollywood pitches are sold as a mix between two formally successful projects or ideas. An example of this would be to say Twilight is a mix between Interview With A Vampire and getting bamboo shoots forced under your fingernails. In addition to proving that there truly are very few original ideas left out there, these pitches also give an idea of what the film will be about before any details are given out about the actual project. It would be all too easy to pass on "Blade Runner meets Mary Poppins," "The Godfather meets Porky's," or "a teen version of 21." Oh shit, that last one is real.

According to Variety, 20th Century Fox, under its Dos Tontos label, has picked up a pitch by Parks & Recreation writer Alan Yang, entitled Jackpot. The film will be about a group of friends in high school who win the lottery. What exactly that has to do with counting cards in Las Vegas I have no idea.

What I find truly baffling about this idea, however, is the implication that 21 wasn't already skewing for the younger generation. Not only does the movie have all the fresh, pretty young faces, but it featured characters in their early 20s. Unless I missed a memo saying that only people 20 and up can go to movies featuring adult characters, Jackpot may represent a paradox that could end existence as we know it.

Eric Eisenberg
Assistant Managing Editor

Eric Eisenberg is the Assistant Managing Editor at CinemaBlend. After graduating Boston University and earning a bachelor’s degree in journalism, he took a part-time job as a staff writer for CinemaBlend, and after six months was offered the opportunity to move to Los Angeles and take on a newly created West Coast Editor position. Over a decade later, he's continuing to advance his interests and expertise. In addition to conducting filmmaker interviews and contributing to the news and feature content of the site, Eric also oversees the Movie Reviews section, writes the the weekend box office report (published Sundays), and is the site's resident Stephen King expert. He has two King-related columns.