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If there was one thing that we all learned from the release of Passengers, it's that Chris Pratt is the current king of promoting a movie. Not only did he charm the world wide web by constantly cropping Jennifer Lawrence out of his photos and then posting them online, but he also seemingly had a hilarious and self-deprecating story every time he spoke in front of a camera. With Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 now just over a month away from release, Pratt is currently warming up ahead of his promotional tour for the hugely anticipated sequel. In fact, he's now given us a quick taste of what we can expect in the build-up to the film by releasing a truly awe-inspiring diatribe about why everyone on the planet needs to go and see Vol. 2. And it's so hysterical that it will probably convince even the most ardent Marvel naysayer to go and watch it.
On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming. There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We're much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh. #GotGVol2 will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady. This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We're gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won't flip out and kill people instead they'll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don't be the only person on the planet who doesn't see this movie.
Superb. Just superb. Just in case you weren't impressed enough, I also failed to mention that Chris Pratt signed off this lengthy Facebook post with the elegant, "Humbly, Starlord," too. Pratt wasn't just spreading the good word of the Guardians to entertain himself, though. He also wanted to share a downright bodacious new poster for Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, which, while not quite as impressive as Chris Pratt's prose, is at the very least pretty to look at.
Need more? Then here's the latest trailer for Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2, which as well as being outrageously entertaining also boasts a kick-ass soundtrack, too.
We can expect to hear plenty more from Chris Pratt ahead of Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2's release, which is on May 5.