There’s no show on television that makes me want to drink alcohol more than It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Sure, booze always makes their problems worse, but it’s not about the final result. It’s about how much drunken fun they have before waking up. It’s about living in the moment, and no one lives in the moment like these idiots.
If there’s a scheme, they’ll try it. If it involves alcohol, they’ll try it immediately, which is probably why the first episode of Season 10 sees the gang take a crosscountry flight in an attempt to drink more beers than legendary baseball player and alcoholic Wade Boggs. It’s probably the most It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia plot possible, and, of course, it’s hysterical.
So, in honor of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, I’ve decided to rank the cast members in order of who I would most want to get drunk with. The whole process is very scientific, and I, of course, crushed it, as per usual. No one is better at knowing my drinking preferences than me. It’s uncanny.
#5) FrankPros: Has plenty of disposable income for shenanigans, probably won’t get so drunk he’ll pass out, will share his bizarre thoughts on life
Cons: Is easily the lightest drinker of the Gang, owns an arsenal of strange weapons, doesn’t have a conscience, is interested in disgustingly ugly women, might invite his friends who hang out under the bridge.
Conclusion: I love Frank to death, but to be honest, he’s a clear last place. If we were talking about tripping balls on LSD or trolling for sewer wenches, he’d be my number one. With booze involved, though, he’s out of his element.