BREAKING MOVIE NEWS
Ever since the producers over at Legendary Pictures shafted Tom Jane out of the titular role of the scarred gunslinger in Jonah Hex I've had a bit of a bad taste in my mouth about the film. Not that I don't like Josh Brolin, but Tom Jane went out of his way to put together a pretty excellent get-up to try and sell himself as the man for the job. That sort of devotion to a character shouldn't go unnoticed. That said, here's some Jonah Hex news.
Here's your first look at the poster for Jonah Hex, featuring a corseted Megan Fox and a big glare in a hat. The guy behind the glare is Josh Brolin, last seen playing the best George Bush since Will Ferrell in W.
As a man Iím probably supposed to say something about how hot Megan Fox looks in these pictures, but all I can think is: damn that looks painful. No humanís waist was ever meant to be that small. Even Megan Foxís waist, canít really be that small, can it