Watch Conan O'Brien Hilariously Attempt To Play Mario Kart

I don't know how Nintendo came to terms with green-lighting the segment, but Conan O'Brien was joined by Seth Rogen and Zac Efron to play Mario Kart 8 for a Clueless Gamer segment, and the stipulation for the loser was to have a dick drawn on their face.

The video was posted up on Team CoCo's YouTube channel, and yes, the entire segment was mostly just a promotional spot for Neighbors 2, the upcoming film starring Zac Efron and Seth Rogen, but it also allowed the trio to get in some hijinks involving Mario Kart 8. The stipulation was that whoever lost a round would have to get male genitalia drawn on them.

Zac and Seth instantly made it known that if Conan lost he would have dicks drawn on his face. Surprisingly, the first round saw Conan win, and he ended up having Zac draw a dick on Seth Rogan's arm. However, before they got too carried away, they had a chart on the kind of genitals that they would be allowed to draw on each other without it getting censored for gratuity. Hair, liquids and openings were not okay, as well as excessive detail on flaccidity. An erection, a urethra and the scrotum were also off the table as far as details were concerned.

Zac made a bit of a mistake in drawing driblets down Conan's face from one of the penises he put on his forehead after Conan lost for the umpteenth time in Mario Kart 8, and then Conan was sent a notice by their content standards department from TBS that made it known that any sort of depiction of fluids or liquids or any kind of dripping was not allowed. The quick-thinking Zac decided to turn the driblets on Conan's face into musical notes to bypass the censors. The concerned look on Seth's face when Conan told them that the standards department sent them a notice was pretty hilarious.

The whole segment was pretty much standard fare fratboy humor, but if you don't mind dick jokes then it's fine to have a hearty laugh. If you don mind the jokes, well... then you're fresh out of luck and won't enjoy segment.

Most surprising is that they managed to get Conan's face full of penis into the same video with a Nintendo product. The company is extremely protective of their brands, it wasn't until 2014 did they start to loosen up and allow other third-parties to license some of their branding under very specific circumstances.

The fact that Mario Kart 8 was used as a catalyst to get male genitals plastered all over the screen probably had some of the suits at the Big 'N' quivering in their wingtips. Then again, trying to find a party game that fits in line with drawing schlongs all over the place is not easy; Saints Row would have been perfect but it doesn't have any split-screen play.

I wouldn't be surprised if this started a new trend with Mario Kart 8 multiplayer races between YouTubers: plastering genitals on the faces of their opponents when they lose. I just wonder if Nintendo would be okay sharing in on the revenue of videos featuring Mario Kart and a bunch of dirty pictures?

Staff Writer at CinemaBlend.