Stars from rival dance movies have decided to smoke em peace pipe and star together in the same movie. Channing Tatum from Step Up and Columbus Short from Stomp the Yard see no need to serve each other, and will work for the greater dancing good, teaming up in a buddy film for Neal Moritz.
The Hollywood Reporter says the untitled project is shrouded in secrecy, but the mere mention of Channing Tatum’s name alone will almost certainly result in thousands of panties being thrown in the cubicle of the HR reporter who came up with the story. Enjoy that… Tatiana Siegel.
If you’re sitting there wondering “who the hell is Channing Tatum”, then you probably lack the proper genitalia needed to appreciate this story. Tatum has distinguished himself in such awful films as the aforementioned Step Up and She’s the Man, receiving wide acclaim from 15-year-old girls in love with his muscles. Fitting two dance movie icons into a single movie may prove challenging for Mortiz, but if there’s any trouble on set I’m sure they’ll settle it with a simple dance-off.
