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Jessica Simpson For Bond

After being turned down by two beautiful Hollywood babes with talent (Charlize Theron and Angelina Jolie), it looks like the producers of the next James Bond flick, Casino Royale, have given up on finding anyone who can act. Instead, they're now just going for someone who's ridiculously hot. In light of that, it makes sense to report that they may have decided on Jessica Simpson.

Ireland Online reports that Jessica Simpson has been thrown in the hat as the next potential Bond girl. She fits the bill, since she's probably someone James Bond would want to have sex with.

Normally, I'd rather see a good actress up on screen. But this is James Bond, and no one is watching these movies for the latest Bond-babe's acting ability. Jessica Simpson falls quite nicely in line with other vapid, bodtastic Bond nookie girls like Denise Richards and Teri Hatcher.

This is of course only a wild rumor at the moment. Ireland Online cites no source for their information and offers no explanation as to where they might have gotten it. This isn't exactly a reliable scoop. Till Bond-babe casting is confirmed, keep Jessica Simpson in mind as a possibility alongside other rumored potential Bond girls like Scarlett Johansson. Think of it as a pleasant way to spend an evening.