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Say hi to your mother for me.
You see? Mark Wahlberg isn't a comedian. But he has created a slew of memorable one-liners over the years, and many of them are really funny. (Or, in the case of "Say hi," they have been created for him by other comedians!) With Deepwater Horizon hitting theaters, we wanted to go over what we thought were the best lines of Wahlberg's career. So, we did it in quiz form. Can you match the Wahlberg line with the proper movie? Take our quiz and find out. And be advised that a few of these quotes are NSFW!
How did you do? Better than you thought?
Want the answers to the quiz? Continue on to see the results...
If I was a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and frickin' eat you, and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend
The Other Guys
When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That's pretty rad.
Pain and Gain
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
Little girls like you they have to work in dark factories where they go blind for $1.60 a month just to make mommy her pretty shoes. Can you even imagine that katelynn?
I Heart Huckabees
It's my big dick and I say when we roll.
Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
Insurance? It's a freaking spaceship. You go get insurance on a freaking spaceship. Good luck with that, buddy!
Transformers: Age of Extinction
- The Happening
I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
You know, I'm just a regular guy who grew up with the posters of these guys on my wall... and now I'm one of them!