Ex-Miss Delaware Offered $250,000 To Be YouPorn's New Spokesman

They say when life closes a door, God opens a window. Apparently, the same process also works with beauty pageants and Internet based pornography companies. Yesterday, Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King was forced to resign her crown because she allegedly got busy on tape, but today, that window came through in the form of a $250,000 offer to serve as a spokeswoman for YouPorn.

According to TMZ, YouPorn’s offer doesn’t involve any sex. The powers that be simply want her to be an ambassador for the brand and travel around the world promoting the website. Assumedly, that means she would need to formally admit she is the teenager in question on the tape, but for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, you wouldn’t think that would be a huge sticking point. Thus, her potential acceptance is probably more related to whether or not she wants to embrace what happened or would rather try and move on from it.

King hasn’t publically responded or even acknowledged she got the offer as of press time. One would imagine she will treat it seriously and spend the next few days of her life trying to figure out what direction she would like to go in. As an eighteen-year-old girl, taking a year or two off to travel the world wouldn’t really squash any long-term plans she might have, but it could well damage the relationship she may have with family members. We’ll let you know what she decides whenever she decides it.

Mack Rawden
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