Police Say Fake Dentist Kissed Patient's Butt

Going to the dentist is an annoying, invasive ordeal. The hygienist sticks her hands in your mouth. The doctor judgmentally asks questions about flossing frequency, and it takes like two hours. Plus, there’s always the potential something could actually be wrong in which case you’re dealing with extra hours and real pain. The whole thing sucks, and that’s if you go to a real dentist. One poor woman in Florida mistakenly went to some random crazy guy instead, and not surprisingly, she had a creepy, disgusting and miserable experience.

The unidentified illegal immigrant was referred to John Collazos by a friend. The forty-seven-year-old allegedly passed himself off as a dentist within the Miami area’s large immigrant community, but he was really the owner of a dental equipment supply company. He reportedly told the lady he could fix her up, but when she arrived at his apartment, he injected something into her butt, kissed it and then charged her $65.

According to The Sun-Sentinel, Collazos was officially charged with practicing dentistry without a license earlier this week. He was also recently arrested in a neighboring community for the same crime and has since been released on $1,000 bail. Hopefully, he’ll put away the needles until the matter is officially settled with police.

It’s definitely more difficult for illegal immigrants to get acceptable dental service, but even so, going to a dentist who practices in an apartment is only infrequently a good idea.

Mack Rawden
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