There are many people out there who would probably be happy if life was just one big cycle of sports and sex, repeating ad nauseum until death or Oregon Trail levels of exhaustion. But these two forms of recreation don’t always go so well together, as seen recently on a Fox Sports hockey game between the Nashville Predators and the St. Louis Blues, when one section of the telecast was filled with the background noise from a hardcore porn. (No, not a Sex Tape.)
Hockey is filled with people moving around and aggressively slamming into each other, with a main goal of scoring by getting the center of attention inside another person’s coveted space. And there was quite a bit of aggression heard during the game, when the sounds of moaning women complemented the commentators’ thoughts on the action on the ice. Take a listen below to this fan’s Vine clip, hopefully understanding that it’s NSFW.
The throes of ecstasy were apparently only heard by those watching the game on Fox Sports, and it wasn’t pumped through the arena’s speakers, thank goodness. The commentators don’t even seem to realize that it’s happening, as no one can play off orgasmic squeals without giggling like a schoolgirl at least once. I daresay it’s the most excited anyone has ever sounded during a regular season hockey game.
Understandably, Fox Sports Tennessee didn’t just take this unwarranted occurrence laying down. (Or bending over, incidentally.) They issued a vague apology on Twitter and then never quite explained what happened.
I guess they can’t very well come out and say, “One of our sound engineers was working the game from inside of WE tv’s Sex Box.” And I seriously doubt they’re putting their best man on the job here, but I suspect the FCC will soon come and make a bigger mess of things. (Phrasing.) If someone can get fined for wearing a pasty over a nipple, then hearing orgasmic howls should be worth at least $10,000.
I fully expect for an orgy to break out during the Super Bowl halftime show now. Sports!