Bedtime Stories has absolutely nothing to do with Madonna’s 1995 album in which she watered herself down to appeal to a wider, non-slut audience. Though it might be kind of funny if there was some way to turn that album into an Adam Sandler movie. I’m pretty certain the Sandman could sing “Inside of Me”.

Sadly, such a project does not exist. What we have on our hands is a Bedtime Stories in which Adam Sandler tells stories to his nephew and niece and they magically come to life. Unfortunately the kids are kind of jerks, and eventually they tell a story in which he catches on fire, which scares the shit out of him but is supposed to be funny. I suspect it will be, because setting Adam Sandler on fire is inherently hilarious.

Less hilarious is the big stack of new photos Disney has just given us from the film. They’re sharp looking stills. Click any of the images below to head to our high-res Bedtime Stories image gallery: