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Prince Harry Gets Naked With Random Chicks In Las Vegas Suite

Prince Harry had a great time in Las Vegas, and there’s photographic evidence to prove it. The Royal, who is no stranger to having his poor decisions mocked by the British press, hit up Sin City over the weekend and invited some random ladies back to his suite for some good old fashioned debauchery. Unfortunately, no one bothered to confiscate said ladies’ cell phones.

According to TMZ, Prince Harry and his buddies met the random women at the hotel bar and proposed a game of strip pool. The girls quickly agreed and shortly thereafter, the suite looked like a True Blood episode. Some of the enterprising girls took a few snapshots on their phones, and not long after, they wound up on the Internet.

One features the Prince completely naked with his hands covering his penis and a topless girl hiding behind him, while another depicts an equally nude Harry giving a bare hug to a completely naked woman. God only knows if the Royal was able to get one of these women alone to kick the party into another gear, but thankfully, if it did happen, a tape of it has not emerged.

It’s likely the Queen, William, Kate and Charles aren’t too happy with Harry’s wild weekend, but at this point, it’s hard to imagine there's a whole lot of shock or surprise. He’s gonna keep being himself, and now and again, that’ll involve everyone having a good laugh at a scandal like this.

In the grand scheme of things, it’s better than having his wives beheaded.

Mack Rawden
Mack Rawden

Enthusiastic about Clue, case-of-the-week mysteries, the NBA and cookies at Disney World. Less enthusiastic about the pricing structure of cable, loud noises and Tuesdays.