MAJOR SPOILERS ahead from Bachelorette Hannah Brown's 2019 Season 15 and its reported aftermath.
There's a naughty "Peter" joke to be made in this Bachelorette windmill sex update, but it's above my paygrade. The Bachelorette Season 15 already aired an ABC promo with 2019 rosegiver Hannah Brown admitting she had sex in a windmill with one of the guys. Apparently it was so good, they did it twice. TMI? Her parents were watching, so yes.
It was immediately assumed that Bachelorette Hannah meant wrong reasons musician Jed Wyatt, because there was a windmill on their date in the Netherlands and that was the episode where we got the windmill scoop. But the windmill story came out through a promo for what was to come, and Reality Steve said it actually happened in Greece, which is the location of the overnight dates. The assumption was still that Hannah had the windmill sex with Jed -- possibly because the spoilers had already changed at that point to say Bachelorette Hannah would pick Jed in the end instead of Tyler C.
However, there's a new twist in the windmill sex story. The scoop comes via Reality Steve again, but this time through his "Men Tell All" spoilers -- which first gave us more Luke P updates and now this windmill situation. The Bachelorette 2019's "Men Tell All" special was taped on Friday, July 12 to air Monday, July 22. So everyone at the "Men Tell All" already knew what would happen in this Monday's July 15 overnight/fantasy suites episode. On that note, it's apparently pilot Peter Weber who gets all Don Quixote with Bachelorette Hannah:
Well, give me a second to gasp and clutch my pearls. Pete the pilot? Pool table Pete? Bachelor Colton's pick for the 2020 Bachelor? Huh.
No clue what the condom situation is (eww). And when Steve says "they" I don't know if he means the guys at the "Men Tell All" -- since it was part of a thread of MTA spoilers -- or if "they" is Bachelorette Hannah and Peter. I don't even know if I want to know.
Bachelorette Hannah did say her physical connection with Peter was a 10 out of 10. But her physical connection with Tyler C. is also strong -- almost too strong. A promo came out showing part of Hannah's pre-fantasy suite conversation with Tyler C. She expressed concern that maybe they only had a physical connection and she needed to know there was more to their relationship. The promo suggested she didn't take him to the fantasy suite, but that's just misdirection.
Still, I figured if Hannah was going to have windmill sex -- twice -- she'd ride that wave with Jed or Tyler C. But Peter? OK. Not shaming Hannah. Like former Bachelorette Kaitlyn Bristowe, who defended Hannah, I think she can do what she wants with her body. Consenting adults, etc. Peter reportedly had his own girlfriend back home, ala Jed, but the details make it seem not quite as bad. Not defending Peter, but Jed seems to have lowered the bar, based on the reports so far. We're still waiting to hear directly from Jed on all of this.
Still, I think Mike Johnson or Tyler Cameron would be better options for the 2020 Bachelor, depending on who wants it -- and how Bachelorette Hannah's finale and "After the Final Rose" specials play out. Steve said Hannah broke up with Jed and the breakup was taped, to be shown on the second night of the finale, July 30, during the "After the Final Rose" special. If she doesn't go back to Tyler C., would she go back to Peter? I've said this before, but if I were Hannah, I'd take a break from all men for a while.
The Bachelorette 2019 continues Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC, and then we have the crazy drama of Bachelor in Paradise starting August 5.
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