TV Recap: Las Vegas – 3 Babes, 100 Guns And A Fat Chick

If there’s anything that’s a drop-dead turn-on, it’s a bikini-clad beauty packing artillery. The Montecito is teeming with assassins. Some of them are bounty hunters. Some of them are employees. They’re all packing heat to take out a mob money launderer with a $2 million price on this head. Rumor has it he’s going to turn himself in on Monday, and no one knows what he looks like.

Thrown into the mix is a female Marine Sergeant whom Danny has a history with, both personal and professional. They served together in Iraq, and Delinda’s miffed that she’s never heard of this girl. Not only that, she feels like a fat cow.

Anyway, Coop is involved with this mob guy somehow, and ends up taking him out at the end in a hail of bullets. First, Coop saves Danny’s life. Then Danny saves Coop’s life. Now they’re even.

Meanwhile, Mike tracks a counterfeiter and everyone makes fun of Danny for gaining pregnancy weight along with Delinda. She ends up making him wear a pregnancy fat suit, so he can REALLY see what it feels like.

And Sam helps a friend through the loss of his wife and children in a random act of violence. In short, she has sex with him. All in all, she wonders what it would be like to have a “normal” life – you know, the whole family thing. The guy heads back out on the road, but something tells me this isn’t the last we’ll see of him.