Star Wars fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of "Episode I: The Phantom Menace" for their dying friend.
People seem to like geeking out over Star Wars, but if thereís one thing geeks would rather see than a bunch of fellow nerds going out of their way to see pint-sized Anakin in a pod-race, itís Kristen Bell in a gold bikini. Letís face it, thatís the real reason people are still interested in Fanboys after all this time, a movie thatís been waiting to be released for longer than I care to remember. The promise of Bellís boobies crammed in a hard, metal halter has made the movie a must see for all the nerdsters whoíve been looking for a way to combine their Veronica Mars lust with their Jabba the Hutt fantasies.
Of course all the delays and reshoots Fanboys has suffered isnít a good sign. Thereís a pretty good chance it may miss whatever release date itís currently assigned entirely and end up skating directly to DVD. Besides, combining cancer kids with the search to see Star Wars: Episode I seems kind of contrived. Still, weíd all love to relieve the plastic lightsaber swingin glory days of 1999. Maybe this will be our way to do it, but these characters really wanted to help their dying friend, they probably should have found a way to take him to The Matrix instead.
Fanboys Release Date
In Theaters February 6, 2009
Starring: Sam Huntington, Chris Marquette, Dan Fogler, Jay Baruchel, Kristen Bell, Carrie Fisher, Seth Rogen, Danny Trejo, Jaime King, William Shatner, Christopher McDonald, David Denman, Ray Park, Billy Dee Williams
Written by: Ernest Cline, Adam F. Goldberg
Directed by: Kyle Newman
Produced by: Evan Astrowsky, Dana Brunetti, Matthew Perniciaro, Kevin Spacey
MPAA Rating: [ PG-13 ]
External Info: Fanboys Official Website
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