As Nicolas Cage’s career has gotten worse, his hair has followed suit. Yeah, yeah, it’s all part of aging, but seriously, sometimes the guy looks like he’s let himself go. This probably means nothing good for Bangkok Dangerous, which appears to be both an entirely generic action thriller and a host of some of the worst Nic Cage hair I’ve ever seen.

We have the movie's first trailer for you, and it has pretty much everything you’d expect in a trailer for what seems to be an overblown action movies. Tired catchphrases? Check. Revealing half of the plot points? Check. Showing just enough of the action scenes so you can’t tell whether or not they’ll actually be any good? Oh yes.

Bangkok Dangerous is a remake of a Thai film that was a success back in 1999, so obviously there’s some good source material at work here. But an action movie with Nicolas Cage in 2008? Sorry, you’re going to have to give me more to work with. But don’t take my word for it, action fiends! Scroll down, watch, and make up your own mind. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.