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Now, I’m sure that Ramsay isn’t going to poison the food to make sure that he doesn’t have to give any of them a job in his restaurant, but I do have a sneaking suspicion that the thought at least crossed his mind. You know, just an idle fantasy.
Kona Gallagher 2008-06-24
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Ramsay gathers the final four in Hell’s Kitchen for the challenge. He looks at them and reiterates that one of them will become the executive chef at his brand-new restaurant. They do a weird cutaway from Ramsay at this point; my guess is so the viewers can’t see him choking down the bile that is surely rising at this prospect.
Kona Gallagher 2008-06-17
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So the students come in, and it’s a bunch of housewives. Specifically housewives who look like they took a booze cruise straight from Dina Lohan’s weekly bridge game via the Tori Spelling Bolt-On canal and somehow wandered into Hell’s Kitchen. That’s what I love about Fox: you know they’ll always keep it classy.
Kona Gallagher 2008-06-11
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Corey interviews that he may be good at something, just not cooking. She suggests that he’d make a better used car salesman, which I have to disagree with. The only thing I would ever buy from Matt is a bottle of Mace, which I would then immediately use on him.
Kona Gallagher 2008-05-27
TV Recap: Hell's Kitchen - Has Anyone Seen My Finger? image
Guys, I have a big problem even thinking about injuries that involve fingernails or nipples. This is freaking me the crap out right now. While I’m on my couch whimpering, the rest of the Red Team just seems annoyed that they have to cook his dish. But then, THEY CAN’T FIND THE PART HE CHOPPED OFF. Look, I’m sorry to go all crazy Caps Lock on you guys, but they are probably COOKING his FINGER. Aaaaiiieeee.
Kona Gallagher 2008-05-20
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Two Beef Wellingtons that were supposed to be well done are sent back because they are way undercooked. Ramsay is positively apoplectic and flat out calls Ben a jerk and utters the three words that no Hell’s Kitchen chef wants to hear: “Shut it down!”
Kona Gallagher 2008-05-14
TV Recap: Hell's Kitchen - I Need Her Beef! image
Ramsay asks if anyone has been to a Sweet 16 party lately, and only Matt raises his hand. Ramsay asks him if he influenced the menu and he throws his team under the bus and says “no.” Now, I’m not entirely sure that lurking in the bushes wearing a trench coat counts as “attending” a Sweet 16 party, but let’s give ol’ Matty the benefit of the doubt.
Kona Gallagher 2008-05-06
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Ben has to deliver the first batch of pizzas. Is it just me, or does Ramsey seem to especially hate Ben for some reason? It’s probably sexual tension. At least that’s what it is in my mind—and in my Gordon Ramsay Fan Fiction notebook. What? You don’t have one? Well, uh, neither do I. Shut up.
Kona Gallagher 2008-04-29
TV Recap: Hell's Kitchen - You've Got Some Attitude Son image
Matt says something to the effect of he hopes the women get stuck upside down on the roller coaster and “all that cellulite in Corey’s ass goes into her brain.” First of all, what? That doesn’t make any damn sense. Second of all, you’re attacking a tall, skinny chick for having cellulite? Whether she does or not, that is some tough talk from a dude who looks like a cross between David Gest and George Costanza.
Kona Gallagher 2008-04-22
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So what big secret information did the girls learn by using their “sexuality?” That the guys are mad at Craig. Shocker. Because, you know, there’s no other way they could have figured that out besides stripping down to their underwear and hottubbing it with a Weeble—certainly not by being present at the challenge where Craig lost the entire thing for the guys by being a crappy chicken cutter. Good job girls; I’m glad to see your schemes are as inept as ever.
Kona Gallagher 2008-04-15
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Seriously. Jason is whining about how he got yelled at and he didn’t know what he was getting himself into. Really? Really Jason? You didn’t realize that Gordon Ramsey, who between this show and Kitchen Nightmares is responsible for employing every single bleeper in the city of Los Angeles may yell a little? That maybe, in the course of that yelling he’ll use a few bad words? You donkey.
Kona Gallagher 2008-04-09
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