Posters exist for movies that are coming out some time soon. We have them. We keep them to ourselves, but take pictures of them to prove to you that they actually exist. Then I make fun of them. Pretty boring poster week, plus I've been puking up well... everything for 2 days now. Which means my sense of humor is somewhat drowned by constant nausea. That doesn't stop me from making a few lame jokes about food.
Little burgers, big um... well maybe not big, but a movie anyway. White Castle is the burger place we all love to hate. It is quite fortunate for my stomach that they don't exist in Texas, or I'd be forced to live in a perpetual state of mini-burger induced indigestion. No doubt this movie will include large amounts of farting and several scenes of pants loosening and gastro-intestinal distress. Mmm mmm good. That having been said, I'm somewhat surprised to see White Castle authorizing the use of their name in a stoner movie. Nice to see them embracing their fans.
Dodgeball is clearly a movie ready and willing to go for the most obvious of jokes. Hey! Must be a Ben Stiller movie. I dig a poster that shows someone knocked flat on their ass. Thank god those aren't short shorts.
Anyone else notice a strange similarity between these posters? It can't be just me. Kaena is some sort of French animated film where the heroine fights robotic wasps and flying deep sea divers in her quest to get those freaky growths removed from her head. Catwoman is a movie that may not even be as good as Kaena.
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