Wilson Loses His Willy

Luke Wilson has done many wacky movies in his day, but this one takes the cake.

According to Variety, he is in negotiations to star in the comedy Barry Munday for Prospect Pictures. Chris D'Arienzo will direct and write the movie, based on the the novel "Life Is A Strange Place" by Frank Turner Hollon.

The movie is about a serial womanizer (Wilson) who finds himself castrated after an angry father lunges at him with a trumpet. Odd weapon of choice, but who am I to judge? His sleep is rudely interrupted by his lack of 'family jewels'. His day takes an even heavier tumble for the worse when he finds out he is being sued for paternity by a woman he forgot he slept with.

That's what you get for sleeping around, Luke! Are we sure this movie isn't sponsored by the Abstinence Coalition? Hmmmm.